littletinypirate

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

If I could read minds, I could only read minds of people that speak English because I can only speak English.

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything

May these cloaks help shield you from unfriendly eyes.

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

shit