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grafai-ai

Man sees crab for the first time.

marshthemehllow

does he…

Live in the

Sea?!

asingularcanadian

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

steliafidelis

video description: A first-person shot on a sandy beach. A Crab sits on a blue and white towel. Cameraperson: Why does this shit always happ–every time I go to the beach, some fucking mollusk or dead thing pulls up? Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna–[he nudges the crab with his keys. The crab moves slightly, then stands up taller] Oh. Wait–woah! Big boy! [the crab darts away and flees into the surf. The cameraperson gasps] He’s a fast–what the fuck? Does he live in the sea?

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albertcamusofficial

mutuals do this

homunculus-argument

One absolutely hilarious part of human existence is the repeated incidents of spicy bananas. People who have lived their entire lives up to this point just assuming that a specific fruit or vegetable is supposed to taste bitter, tangy, or spicy, having no fucking idea that all this time, they've been allergic to this plant. Because how would they have known? You learn what things taste like by tasting them, nobody's going to tell you that bananas are supposed to be one of the mildest flavours out there. And people already eat so many things that taste hot, bitter, tangy and tart! Because they like how that kind of thing tastes like!

You can just happily much on a plant, thinking "ah, this angry plant tastes sharp because it hates me. Much like all the other sharp angry plants that people eat because they like the sharp", and it wouldn't cross their mind to think that the plant just hates you, specifically.

msfcatlover

This is sitting on the shelf of human experiences riiiight next to people who don’t realize they’re colorblind.

deadmomjokes

My best friend’s husband didn’t realize he was colorblind until after they were married in their mid-twenties and she watched him run a stop sign that was in front of a big bush. He’d lived his entire life not knowing. So when they did some tests and realized “hey, you’re super colorblind,” he got to thinking, it’s X-linked, right? Which means it had to have come from Mom’s side of the family, so he started digging and asked his mom’s dad, and Grampa was like “Well that would explain a lot, I suppose. I kind of thought your grandma was just pulling my leg about the tomatoes.”

Because Grandma had apparently banned him early on from picking the tomatoes in the garden because he was constantly coming in with unripe ones, and he thought she was just being super nitpicky about it. This was a lifelong family joke, that Grandpa couldn’t tell a ripe tomato to save his life, and nobody ever stopped to wonder if maybe he and the grandson who routinely colored the grass red on his drawings might have something going on with their ability to see red and green as distinct colors.

tateratots

look at them

elasticitymudflap

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

slavicafire

the recipe called for one habanero and so I used three as any sensible person would do.

the recipe also called for cherry tomatoes and bell peppers and very kindly reminded the reader a couple of times to take the habanero out before mixing in the pasta, lest you mistake it for a tomato and eat it and be met with pain.

I refused to listen to such a silly notion, of course, and have somehow managed to get all three habaneros into one mouthful of pasta. not only was it not planned but I'd even risk saying it was very bad luck.

the recipe is great and the pain even greater, and while truly enjoyable - as I suffer from Hot and Spice disease which compels me to add pain to most of my dishes - it also rendered me utterly useless for at least 15 minutes.

slavicafire

it has been a couple of hours and in a somehow breathtakingly surprising turn of events that no one could have foreseen, and certainly not me, the leftovers are too spicy too handle.

which means I just have to be patient and ration the pain, bit by bit. bite by bite.

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“Oh yeah, we mixed with lesbians. We always got along back then. All that division between the lesbian women and queens came after 1974 when Jane O'Leary and the radical lesbians came up. The radicals did not accept us or masculine-looking women who looked like men. And those lesbian women might not even have been trans. But we did get along famously in the early 60’s. I’ve been to many a dyke party… The lesbian community today has a lot to learn from the old ways of the lesbian community.”

— Sylvia Rivera (via millesbianfalcon)

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peliaosfiendline

Love the temper tantrum at the start of 8

sapphicdalliances

#i began to hate this man for forcing this car to do these things

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The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..

doseofwritings-deactivated20260

Happy New Yearr to everyone who is spending it alone or without their families, happy new year to everyone who is overcoming their demons (you got this love), happy new year to each and every one you. This is will be full of blessings and love and joy❤️ We'll get through any downs together. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND LETS KICK 2022'S ASSS

#ill reblog this #but watch as 2022 proceeds to kick my ass instead

warcrimesimulator

No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

warcrimesimulator

We will never experience this again.

thyrell

that shit feels like it happened in 2012 and last month at the same time

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corvidcrowned

alice saying "you might not know this, but my shirt is made of boyfriend material" to shin and shin going "you're wearing a prison uniform"

they’re so cringe <3

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the mutuals now have permission to throw rocks at my window to alert me of their new gifsets

killy-deactivated20241228

To the person who reblogged this five times in a row: I see you. I feel with you

beecries

uh. too fucking late </3

skele-syrup

Be free from this hell, plinko horse. No incinerator can hurt you now.

cottagegfs

What if we just sat close together and admired the stars?

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unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

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marq-winks1067

One serious antifa dude. 👍🌞

prismatic-bell

May his example be for a blessing and G-d’s hand on him in protection! This is a righteous act.

horse-on-a-porch

I love that he’s using food to do it. Like he could try to fight with politics or slogans or something, but nah he just went food. And I love that. I love all of it.

prismatic-bell

I do, too. Like his art is gorgeous so don’t take what I’m about to say as an insult to him, but:

It’s also kinda dumb.

It’s not making any particular statement by itself. It’s just “oh look, pizza.”

Which is fantastic, because that means its underlying message, when taken into full context, is “this silly, completely irrelevant picture IS MORE RELEVANT THAN YOUR GRANDSTANDING HATE.”

lynati

And not just resetting the defaced art to its original, but using the need to paint again as an excuse to paint EVEN BIGGER.

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