Danni's Journey

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

chuunibyou crystal girl: tsk. you are all nothing.

When you play with a dog girl you're gonna want to get a treat out and hold it where she can notice it. Once she's got it in her sights, you want to carefully pull it away from her, waving it back and forth in front of your chest. This is absolutely the safest way to do it. She will not pounce on you and knock you over in her excitement to get the treat. She definitely won't want to thank you afterwards and notice that you're already on the ground, pinned under her. Don't ask why her cock is hard, just trust me. It's a good idea.