Beck's Mongolian Chop Squad

judge: you know there are other ways to get food right? you don't have to steal.

me: i acknowledge that these other ways technically exist

me: by "contact" do you mean being arrested? cuz im homeless, i have a TON of unwanted "contact" with law enforcement

me: my last interview they told me i was "too dirty" and that i should get a home before applying for work again. thats p much how all my interviews have gone for the last year

judge: okay well, you gotta get on ur feet, pardon the pun (im in court with a cane), so start with getting a job okay?

to the public defenders

office btw

i wanted to draw something instead of using that ai

my mutuals were talking about "thunder mcqueen" and how hot he is and so I was like "who the hell is that? do you mean lightning- the CAR???" And no Its this dude from JoJo, which I kinda remember this dude I guess- but thats his name?

Which, first off, ugly as hell I'm sorry- second off we need to talk about the name-

I looked at his wiki real quick- and I just assumed he was named after the car since JoJo is ICONC for naming characters after various songs, singers, and celebrities and this is also the part of JoJo where mickey mouse (dis)appeared so it's not too out of pocket for a character to be named after a pixar character, right?

WRONG

This bitch is named after some designer just like most of the other characters in part 6. Some british guy named "alexander mcqueen"

This bitch existed 6 YEARS before Lightning

And his stand's name-

HIS FUCKING STAND'S NAME?

HIGHWAY TO HELL