ace ventura fan blog

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

bruh it’s been like eight fucking years can people chill and stop fucking reblogging this

i can’t explain what i feel when i’m with you but i am certain it’s one of the best feelings i know

you know whats a scam? carpets.

you want soft ground? go to a peat bog.

you get it!!!

Racism

No thank you?

You passed the test

You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this

You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

millennials have no brand loyalty because they’re poor not bc they’re disloyal

ya fuckin space slice