The Mothman Is My Special Interest

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

mandarin clementine tangerine whoever named the citrus family did an amazing job

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.

"coachable" is sports talk for submissive and eager to please

(i attempt the trick where the peasant leans down and kisses the ring off the nobleman's finger) (my mouth is a distinct square shape when i stand back up) yore majethty