Get Wired Or Get Tired

to make it more lynchian can't you read

This is the image used for an SCP article that starts stupid but in the end makes you cry your eyes out

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

happy 10 year anniversary to the puppet master that cursed my dick

World Heritage Post

Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

This is why Project Hail Mary has the best ending. Oh what I would do to have a QPR with a rock