I Forgot What I Was Talking About

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

I’m just saying, modern Star Trek wouldn’t have any of its main characters spend the first two minutes of a cold open reciting Shakespeare line-for-line while wearing medieval garb. We’ve lost something along the way,

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

video game and film fandoms will come and go for me but the Silmarillion fandom will never die. because that book came out like 50 years ago and we're all still trying to figure out what the hell is going on there.

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

bööls of wa’ah

this is what Scottish Twitter is supposed to sound like

two sick horses evaluating an orb

it’s offensive to let your dog pee on a tree

spock gets so high he almost becomes straight

Small furries will eat you and your ship

maybe the real baseball is the friends we made along the way

If you become a woman, you can sell a new government

Spider-Man turns Kirk into a ghost

Universe where everyone is high-key stabby and needs a time out

Spock gets so horny he almost dies