eureka bebita

the inherent eroticism of wearing a dagger strapped to your upper thigh

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭

id be so pissed if i got a parking ticket in gotham like a MAN dressed up like a CLOWN is violating the geneva convention weekly fucking calendar man is out there doing god KNOWS what and ur gonna fine me for parking for 30 min in a 10 min loading zone??? fuck this im becoming parking man and never paying for parking again weeheehee you’ll never catch me batman !

wouldn’t it be funny if mary magdalene was like i hang out with dudes because it’s less drama and then all that happened

showing up to the evil wizard council meeting late with my wizard iced coffee

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

why does this post feel like op is being threatened by a rabid toucan and is desperately trying to calm it so they can escape

I wouldn't dislike tiktok/tumblr witchy types so much if they didn't cop an attitude with literally everyone who wasn't a "witch." All of these fearmongering posts warning "baby witches" about shadow work and spooky spirits and fae coming to get you if you don't use This Totally Real Protective Sigil reeks of a lingering U.S. Christian upbringing. The number of adults who started their practice by reading a "book of witchcraft" they bought on Amazon and now act like they're privy to all the secrets of the universe is embarrassing. You are not the first person to do shrooms and light enough patchouli incense to mummify a bird in mid-air. Do y'all remember when some teenagers on tiktok "hexed the moon" as a joke, and thousands of fully-grown adults threw tantrums for the next month about "insulting Artemis?" Absolutely Protestant behavior on display there. Calm down and acknowledge that you're a human being and not a magical mystical empath starseed, it's not that serious.

A lot of what is being described here is the symptoms of what happens when white women start picking and choosing what spiritual practices they want to use from different cultures (Native American shamanism, West African spirituality and Asian spirituality are the biggest victims) despite the fact that white ppl have Wicca, they water down these concepts to fit their white lenses of life, thus successfully losing the concept and turning into it the next cringe spiritual fad so they can manifest Brandon to text them.

Kabbalah, don’t forget Kabbalah