Hello!

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

red mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it