SOUTHPARK HEADCANNONS AND IMAGINES @kahlstop - Tumblr Blog

Y/n: take off your hat

Craig: *takes off hat to reveal a slightly smaller hat*

Y/n:

Craig: I can do this six more times

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kyle: so that’s my plan

cartman: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

kyle: no, go ahead, i want to hear it

cartman: it fucking sucks

kyle: that’s not constructive criticism

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Yn: but it IS criticism

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Token, dramatically: she was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Clyde: his name was Jarred, he’s nineteen

Tweek: when his parents built a very strange machine

Y/n: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

Token, Clyde, Jimmy and Y/n: AYYYYYYYY MACARENA!!!!!

Craig: ..... Horrible job, everyone.

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Y/n: studying? More like student dying hahahahahah

Kyle: y/n? Are- are you ok?

Y/n: I haven’t slept in 108 hours

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JERSEY KYLE HEADCANNONS

He’s a hopeless romantic at heart

Brings you red roses

They remind you of his hair

He’d protect you from Eric

He’s quite defensive of you

You love it 😊

You’re kind of a power couple

Homework dates

He constantly telling you that he loves you

He boasts about you to Eric whenever he can

Definitely shows you off

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May I ask for some Jersey kyle headcannons? I think I sent this before but I'm not sure. Ignore me if I did.

IVE JUST SEEN THIS, sorry I don’t get notifications! Ofc I’ll do jersey Kyle!

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Eat?

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for to eat????????

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i literally gasped “JELLY CANDIES?!” before i realized that no, these are in fact chunks of glass

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For to Eat?????

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Crunchity munchity then, the fact that it’s litteral glass is not gonna stop me

Y/n, on the phone: remember when you told me Santa wasn’t real? Well guess what fucker I’m at the mall and you’ll never guess who’s here!!

Craig:I-

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Y/n: what did you do now eric?

Eric: well don’t get mad

Y/n: I won’t

Eric: ok so I was minding my own business-

Y/n: BULLSHIT

Eric: I was!

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Eric: you know, you’ve got to stop sending me mixed messages

Y/n: “I don’t like you” and “Go away” Are not mixed messages.

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Token: you’re annoying

Y/n: let go of my hand then

Token:*stares*

Token:no.

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Y/n, rollerblading into the classroom with sunglasses on and a pina colada: Kyle you’re not gonna fucking belive this-

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Jimmy: wait, you’d take a bullet for me?

Y/n: I would do anything for you darling

Y/n: except eat a cucumber, those things are fuckin nasty

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Looking for more South Park friends!!!!

like or reblog this post if it is ok to talk to you I really want more people to talk about South Park with :)

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How Some of the other sp boys:

Yn is blue they are black/grey

Craig

Token

Tweek

Butters

Jimmy

Clyde

Pip

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Y/n: Chillax

Token: that’s not a word

Y/n: sometimes the ones who deny‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most

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