return of beazt!

I need a new mobile game or easy to pirate show or smth to get into. my brain needs new things to steep in besides the same soundtracks on loop to my depression

or like some hobby I can do mostly sitting or laying down ngl

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

Wouldn’t it be cephalophlangi? Since fingers are phalanges, and pharynx is the throat

The Greek prefix for "hand" is "chiro", so perhaps it is a chirocephalic pentapod, or maybe a pentapodactyl cephalochiroid?

@elodieunderglass I'm curious how you pronounce "Cephalopharyngeal" - my instinct is to pronounce the opening as a dactyl, like in "cephalopod", i.e. "SEF-uh-lo", but the scansion of that line feels better to me if it's an amphibrach, i.e. "suh-FAL-lo"

my nana is awesome and I've inadvertently taught her to say the "the x that kills you" meme today she was feeding slugs "the salt that kills you"

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

@elodieunderglass not horrible, but things with legs?

I’ll send them on their lovely journey, thank you!

lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane

we have a new teacher this year who has never had kindergarten before & she rounded em all up & told em No Baby Knife and No Zombies and idk how to tell her that 1. all kindergarten recess games boil down to Give Birth And Kill Each Other and 2. the absurd vaguely inappropriate games they make up are usually better than when they try to play an Actual game like soccer

Baby Knife is straightforward. theres a baby knife. baby knife chases you. thats about it. when they try to play Real Sports every single child is playing by a different set of rules unbeknownst to the others and none of them are playing by the Actual rules. everybody is mad at everybody else and running up to tell on their colleagues for cheating every 3 minutes. this doesnt happen when they play Baby Knife

We were incredibly boring. We played "murder ball" which was just Capture the Flag over the whole school grounds (outdoors only) and violence was permitted using the ball.

we had British Bulldogs which was where one line of kids had to get past another line of kids (and vice versa) and violence was expected, much like we imagine dodgeball to be