i can punch ghosts now

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I know you probably meant like BDSM but I'm just imagining cartwheels and circus music

Heavy is the girl the wears the strap

team fortress 2 must have changed a lot since the last time i played

NOW I AM BECOME AVOIDANT. DESTROYER OF POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

“Have you seen this funny video-“ I SAW IT. PERFORMED LIVE AT THE ROYAL OPERA HOUSE. IN 1889. GO. AWAY.

"Mother tongue" is a linguistic term referring to what I get at your house when your dad's not home

hey man can i get a quick snork of that mimi

”because I don’t want to” is a extremely valid reason

Dame Aylin is the most relatable camp NPC. If you dare interrupt her perpetual date she hits you with a "I prithee, go fuck thine self; I wish to gaze with burning desire upon my snack of a wife, and mayhap... fuck nasty a-non. 😏😏😏"

hi everyone. does anybody else miss something they can never return to. anyone else being swallowed whole by grief. anyone else clinging to love as a life preserver