maybe there's something wrong with the universe

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

it's also okay if you're 30 and still sleep with a stuffed animal for the same reason btw

really good "shocking number of people are confidently objectively demonstrably completely wrong" poll

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

Tom Paris is if like Riker if the narrative never, not for one second, believed he was cool. Tom Paris is a sentient dad joke. Tom Paris has been framed for murder on two separate planets. Tom Paris lost out in a love triangle to Neelix. Tom Paris daddy-issued so hard he turned himself and Janeway into lizards. Tom Paris told his girlfriend he wanted to commit an ecoterrorism, and his girlfriend was like, "You gotta do what you gotta do." Tom Paris was once ordered by a superior officer to have sex with the girl he liked (he declined). Tom Paris refused to let his child's heritage be erased. Tom Paris got brainwashed by a car.

Trip Tucker is like if Tom Paris never did anything wrong in his life and instead of the entire universe trying to kill him it was mostly just his own captain.

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

I am thrilled by Liam, Marisha, and Taliesin at the same table, but I think I may be even more thrilled that the Schemers table is just the arts & culture scene of a mid-sized city. These people should be on a nonprofit board together. She Should Be At The Fundraising Gala.

May I just say, 5 episodes in, that I was right and I should have said it.

RIP Jester Lavorre you would’ve loved scientology speedruns