darkness came before light

People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate

Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something

this post is funny because the angry only children writing me paragraphs about how I didn't factor in their specific personal experiences don't realize they're exhibiting only child behavior in a way I couldn't make up

tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill

im thinking about vampires that eat people. like truly eat people. vampires that tear chunks of flesh from their victims throats, who walk away from their meal picking bits of meat from between their teeth. vampires that not only feel the impulse to bite, but who remember the instinct to chew.

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

im not talking even about broad scale archetypes like Action Hero. those are cool don't get me wrong but if you take more specific stock characters such as "cartoonish mob boss" or "gentleman detective" or "elderly mad scientist" then you have an instant hit on your hands. lesbians WILL love you forever and you WILL be the most interesting person around

If you take a masked or helmeted character's headgear off they literally die so painfully its really cruel and awful to do 💔 that's his exoskeleton shes like a buuuug... face reveals for character's like this are the devils idea....