goopysinner's shitposts

COME AT ME

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter? Doctor: Anaesthetic.

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

#a fairy and a vampire have an argument

small perky girlfriend trying to get her big lanky goth girlfriend out of bed because she promISED her they would go out today

REBLOG IF YOU THINK EGGS BENEDICT IS A PERFECT NAME FOR THE NEW NIGHTGUARD

It’s the way he’d want to go.

you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man

the bois are back in town

The four bois of the meme-pocalypse.

this is lovely but where does one even get the idea to plop a xylophone in the creek

“Once bitten, twice shy.”

you had me at De Pins