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i am normal and i can be trusted around exposed neck flesh

your boyfriend fell on the bong and we smoked him sorry. he was normal sized but we were patient and saw it through

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

people who do over the top or silly makeup are the only ones doing it right. makeup shouldnt be used to make your face slimmer or lift your cheekbones or whatever it should be used to make you look like a weirdo or perhaps a beast

princess bubblegum is honestly one of most unique tv characters, apart from the fact that she's a piece of gum who spends her free time committing unethical experiments on her subordinates, her storyline across all season is just like. her becoming less evil. not even like a full redemption arc, like she needed ten seasons to understand that being an authoritarian dictator is bad but like, she never actually stopped being a dictator yk. she just needed this much time to be like maybe I should commit less war crimes. maybe I should count to ten before defying god and creating life. and she has no tragic villain origin story, like they did kind of gave her that with her uncle and stuff betraying her but also, she's always been kind of like this, like she's always been prone to playing god with the concept of existence. if you think about it princess bubblegum could be a fucking batman villain

I love when people are nice to me. maybe i wont kill myself after all

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

spotify needs to separate the panic at the disco account into pre-split and post-split so that i’m not humiliated when i look at my recently played artists

first women president

my new belief is that love should make you feel both held and free

love is both the seat belt and the car