Bearded Buddha :'(

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

I hate egg races. Talk about stress.

Bro literally all he had to do was use the tongs and summon his giant hawks 😂