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The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

alexaloraetheris

This just wildly reminded me of this one speculation thread I read, possibly a full decade ago, about whether Bugs Bunny would be able to beat Saitama the titular One Punch Man (I forgot the details but I think Bugs Bunny won because his is the genre power of comedy and OPM is more comedy than BB is action so he would prevail on area advantage), and now I just imagining how that same thread would go if it was Miss Piggy.

One Punch Man vs. One Karate-chop Pig

Who would win?

Miss Piggy

One Punch Man

Voting ended onMay 17

Your justifications below please.

alexaloraetheris

Everybody go home, @cryptiddeer has won.

Somebody give this guy/gal a bajillion dollars and a movie studio.

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muirin007

Sketches of the Creature! Some of these poses were referenced from the incredible Andrea Morani, who has a Patreon where you can support his anatomy/figure study work.

I've used Iggy Pop as a reference for years when playing around with my Creature design (and was tickled to no end when Del Toro did the same thing!). I'm a sucker for withered, mummified skin texture (been obsessed with mummies since I was a kid), and I also want to show quite a bit of mottling and stitching in various states of healing. It's hinted that Victor used some sort of alchemy to bring the Creature to life, and alchemy has these weird stages of coloration, so I'm also trying to figure out what each chemical would do to the skin, in addition to the blackening and yellowing mentioned in the novel.

The life-giving lightning strike isn't explicitly mentioned at all in the novel--we don't even know what Victor did, and that's deliberate!--but lightning is so ingrained in the Frankenstein collective consciousness at this point, that I do have it in mind when fiddling with the Creature's skin. Specifically, I want some of his joints to look blackened and burned, like the knobs of his spine, with some dark veins snaking all over the place. It all goes back to Victor's, "I had selected his features to be beautiful." Maybe they were beautiful before you soaked and torched and burned 'em to a crisp, Victor!

Also, little head canon of mine re: the inexplicably "lustrous," black, flowing hair is that Victor used a woman's long hair mixed with horse and yak hair because the gender of it all compels me.

st-guliks-fnord

I’m sorry to do this to you Immediately the discussion of the lustrous flowing hair combined with the sultry poses made something come over me

muirin007

I AM YELLING AND SCREAMING AND HOLLERING

noxrrah

The house of spirits intro

La Casa de los Espíritus

mournfulroses

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

aprilwitching-deactivated201808

pipistrellus

Swing state gothic

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nyantara

oh also, in india it is general practice for professors to create course packets by photocopying sections of several textbooks. they compile them from the university library and then just hand them over to the campus xerox shops that will sell it for genuinely 1/1000th the price of the textbooks themselves.

this made the university of oxford and cambridge press insanely mad, they sued both delhi university and the xerox shop in a landmark case

what-even-is-thiss

I just had an argument with someone who was like “why would we settle for food stamps when we could have universal basic income?”

And it’s just like. People need food right now you know.

what-even-is-thiss

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Hippie church moms donating quinoa chips to my local food bank have done more for me materially than any internet idealist ever has.

what-even-is-thiss

People get pissed at me for being a pragmatist in my political ideals but I’ve been in the position where I was out of food right now.

And who helped me with that? Not people calling for some nebulous revolution. Not people telling me that the system was useless. Not people preaching at me to grow my own food. It was a church food bank partially funded by the state of Texas that some southern hippies donated a bunch of Whole Foods nonsense to.

And you know what? I’m sick and tired of defeatism. What can we get done right now, huh? Are you gonna accept something a bit better to help people right now or are you waiting for your perfect utopia to come to you?

Yeah, UBI is better than the quinoa chips. Sure. But right now the quinoa chips are stopping people from going hungry and if all we can do is get the food bank quinoa chips to more people, then I say so be it. That’s something. I’ll almost always take baby steps over nothing.

quasi-normalcy

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

batsarebetterthanpeople

He does so to dodge the draft

slewfootwitch

The thing about radical kindness (or any kindness, for that matter) is that there are going to be times when someone or something makes you regret it. There are going to be times when you show someone empathy and grace that they don't "deserve". There are going to be times when someone takes that kindness and uses it against you. The world doesn't magically transform into a perfect place when you decide to choose kindness and people will take advantage of it. People will continue to be shitty.

But the thing is...that's not a flaw of kindness. That's not a you problem. That's a them problem. People who are happy with themselves and their lives don't go out of their way to misuse someone's kindness or grace. The "normal" response to kindness or empathy is not to find a way to exploit it. People who are happy with themselves don't look for ways to hurt people for no reason. Kindness will never be the problem. No matter what some shitty person decides to do with it. It should go without saying not to be a doormat, yes. Don't allow people to treat you badly just for the sake of being kind. But also don't let shitty people make you bitter because of how they treated you when you were kind.

solrin

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

problematic-faves-appreciation

"It must have serious value!"

Staight-up sounds like obscenity law/Miller Test-type crap.

thatdisasterauthor

So fucking pissed off at this. Those terms are so damn slippery and unenforceable.

And this is honestly so much more infuriating given how long Kickstarter has held the stance of "products are the responsibility of the project creator, not us, we have no liability." If you get scammed on a project Kickstarter won't help you, they say you assumed the risk when you agreed to back a project for something that wasn't real yet. But now they're turning around and doing this? Why am I allowed to assume the risk of not getting the product I back, but not seeing the scary scary sExUAl cONteNt?

thatdisasterauthor

Sent a long message to Kickstarter about this. If you would like to do the same, here is their contact page: https://help.kickstarter.com/hc/en-us/requests/new. Please be respectful in your comments, screaming at them will not fix anything.

Once you submit your comment, you will get an email from support asking you to verify that you sent it. You must click this link for the comment to go through! It's a spam protection thing they have.

rhaegarzeppeli

Very well said and might I add: a... anything and everything can be sexually gratifying to anyone. How would they even apply these checks if I say "naaaaahhhh fam, I definitely did nOT create this thing specifically for gratification"?? How would they even know if I made a zine about purple umbrellas with frogs painted on purely for the sexual gratification of myself and a select few? lol

And - for the nth time - I don't know how to tell this to terminally online purity culture people but sexual gratification is part of the life of the majority of people on Earth. If we keep repressing this in ways of such plaforms enforcing rules against it, it's gon' be reaaaal unhealthy out there, real soon! (Already is. Just saying.)

thatdisasterauthor

Yep, that's a lot of what my message sent to them covered. And how this will disproportionately effect queer people.

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existennialmemes

I don't think it's unreasonable for our public officials to be expected to prove they're alive and not in a coma to be able to retain their office.

If someone were, as a random example, say hospitalized for over two weeks with no explanation, I think that should automatically trigger a special election to replace them.

If you're still able to do your job, then prove it. And if you're not, then you're actively obstructing democracy by not stepping down.

Which is to say, that if a public official were to pass away or into a coma, and their handlers choose to obfuscate that fact, this should be seen as intentionally obstructing democracy.

And there should be, you know, consequences for the people who would do such a thing.

amberleewriter

I also think that it is not unreasonable for a public official to be expected to show up for their job in person or explain why they cannot to retain. their office.

If someone were, as a random example, go missing without explanation for one third of a legislative term, they should be "fired" and a special election held to replace them. At the very least someone should be appointed to do the job temporarily so votes are not missed - the 100% reason someone gets elected to a congressional seat.

**sidebar, I understand depression and have experienced said but everyone else who must work though said issues must go on medical leave and declare what is happening to their boss. We, the people, are, in fact, the boss of you when you are an elected official.**

crabussy

really fond of humans just from an appearance standpoint. the long legs. the manes of hair that can come in practically any colour and texture. those crazy high-contrast eyes with the white scleras and colourful irises. the fingers being so much longer than the toes. there's a lot to love. solid 10/10 animal species

crabussy

BAFFLINGLY SPOT ON COMPARISON.

hellgrub

that's right

homokommari

yesterday my wife and i had a bit of a disagreement over what words to use to describe a game that objectifies women, because she felt just saying it objectifies women isn't insulting enough to the men who consume the media. so i said let's just say all men are pigs, and that'll even it out. then she brilliantly says "it's pigfeed." and now i desperately wish i was influential enough to make a phrase catch on. i just think it's so good. media that presents women as sex objects first for men to oggle at is pigfeed. misogynistic garbage men consume is pigfeed.

glorious-spoon

anyway the thing about fanfic is that it's not essentially bad or good; it's essentially amateur. some people are absolutely out there writing award-worthy prose (some fic writers ARE award-winning writers IRL!), but that's not the point. the point is that we're all telling campfire stories. it's a community, and it's a way to spend some more time in the worlds and stories that we love.

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climbhighsleeplow

Trail towards Yakima Peak 7/31

batbetbitbotbut

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

batbetbitbotbut

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

introvertia

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

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