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i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary
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Bureaucracy is good and important, actually.
Except for the spelling of the word "bureaucracy"
Well that's conditional right?
Building safety regulations? Absolutely.
Having to go through 6 rounds of means and eligibility testing for each of the 5 benefits you're entitled to, probably not.
The problem is with the existence of means and eligibility testing, not the bureaucracy that manages the benefits.
To paraphrase a tumblr post: Do you think that's the paperwork's fault?
i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.
quite frankly I dont think the church of scientology should be responding to the speedrun craze by bolstering security. I think they should modify their buildings to add attractive 'speedrunner corridors' to draw the speedrunners to (using the same mentality as wildlife bridges) and at the end of it should be a guy in a scary ogre costume who yells scary indecipherable noises and starts chasing them
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JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move
I think "touch grass" is fine actually as a metaphor, you don't have to literally touch grass or even go outside it just means get off the damn phone for a sec. read a book. write a poem. draw something. take a picture. open a window, Idk dog just do something. don't get precious about literal interpretations of common phrases.
touch grass.
wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes
mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese
on it boss
Neurotypicals explaing social queues be like
The introduction of the double slit experiment to car design has done wonders for the production of new vehicles since now you have two cars every time you make one
Unfortunately the number of crashes has skyrocketed since you can never know both the position and velocity of your or anyone else's car at the same time
ok I now understand this is a quantum mechanics joke but all I could think of was paired fabrials, like “the cars were made from the same slit so they move in the same way??”
I need more sleep
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blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird
that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.
obsessed with how ewron consistently chooses to feign submission as a way to solve his problems with absolutely no shame. that guy will pathetically plead and beg but he WILL get what he wants, and his ego will take NO hits. this is what allows him to stay in such close proximity to power and make moves from the shadows. rip ewron you would have loved to be a scheming eunuch or a vizier of sorts that lurks behind the ruler's throne and dictates all the choices
There’s a starman waiting in the sky…
so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.
the garlic. it beckons you
It occurs to me that "1920s gangster doing a cooking show while holding you at gunpoint" is an untapped market.
We've had normal cooking shows. Now we need period piece cooking shows in character.
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I would buy this and cover it in weird plush and sleep on it every night.
I didn't know they did upholstery with 1990s bowling alley carpets.
