Gl!tched_Girly

imagine how big you THINK a moose is. now double it. now divide it by three. now add ten. now multiply it by 400. now rotate it clockwise 90 degrees. now convert it to png. mp3. pdf. now call your mom. now take a nap.

My local convenience store uses a delivery app that's designed for food, and the check-all-that-apply rating widget has not been adjusted to suit the venue, so in order to give the delivery person a top score I'm obliged to tell the app that a 55-pound bag of sand "tasted delicious".

I really love it when a human character buys the borrower a phone to basically use as a TV or well as a normal phone, might even implement it myself fr.

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??? i typed 'liverwurst' and hit post and as it loaded to post it changed to that in front of my very eyes????? ?? ? ???

thats just great my post that was just the word 'liverwurst' and nothing else was going to change everything and now it's nothing

have you ever been reading a fic and been like “this one single character’s accent is wrong” like “he might say that but definitely not with those words”

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

they should make it illegal to end your story with an epilogue where your main female character is suddenly randomly married and has children when she's never once expressed a desire for this previously

No one: Tumblr gif makers: *downloads a 70GB video file just to make one gifset of some blorbo that’ll only get 120 notes*