Gl!tched_Girly

I love all my main characters equally. *closes closet door to hide the shrine to one character in particular*

Thinking of au where bedrockbros has to sneak into some enemy base or something so techno slaps blood across Tommy’s face and is like “go limp into their line of sight, cough pathetically and then pretend to pass out” “thats not gonna WORK” “I SAID GO DO IT”

Tommy’s immediately setting fire to things and causing chaos the second he’s inside and Techno is watching the fire rise from a distance like “lmao he’s pissed that it worked”

sometimes i find a fic that could be so good if the author would just like use spellcheck and grammar check one single time and standardize their spelling and every time this happens i feel like i’m a time traveller finding the best basketball player that has ever lived but they are an 8 year old child in mesopotamia. please come with me. please. i can show you the way. you can change the world if you let me show you the way….

“average Leverage episode has as much hockey in it as an episode of Heated Rivalry ” factoid actuallyjust statistical error. average Leverage episode has 0 hockey. The Blue Line Job, which has 10,000 more hockey moments than all of HR s1 is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

I’m just going to say it, let Grace have touch aversion without being touch starved and needing cuddles

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.