Gl!tched_Girly

you shoulda seen the size of those rooms, man, it was like, floor to ceiling

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

i always love when a horror movie is like ohh we are a group of people from various backgrounds stuck together in this motel/gas station/roadside diner/grocery store/shopping mall/warehouse/underground bunker/fallout shelter/research facility/military compound/prison/police station/office building/apartment building/school/hospital/church/bar/music club/amusement park/resort/boat of some kind. the baddies are coming. quick! let us organize into some sort of social commentary

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

quite frankly I dont think the church of scientology should be responding to the speedrun craze by bolstering security. I think they should modify their buildings to add attractive 'speedrunner corridors' to draw the speedrunners to (using the same mentality as wildlife bridges) and at the end of it should be a guy in a scary ogre costume who yells scary indecipherable noises and starts chasing them

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Neurotypicals explaing social queues be like

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

that fictional woman would NOT get pregnant.

obsessed with how ewron consistently chooses to feign submission as a way to solve his problems with absolutely no shame. that guy will pathetically plead and beg but he WILL get what he wants, and his ego will take NO hits. this is what allows him to stay in such close proximity to power and make moves from the shadows. rip ewron you would have loved to be a scheming eunuch or a vizier of sorts that lurks behind the ruler's throne and dictates all the choices