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physical therapist: okay well if you keep lifting with your back you are just going to get hurt again your majesty

So awhile back I made sticker designs… you won’t believe what got in the mail! Expect a shop announcement very, very soon ^^

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

You can go back in time to visit one (1) historical person, and gift them one (1) animal as a pet. You don't concern yourself with whether or not it would be ethical to keep this animal as a pet, or how would they keep it at all, but the one requirement you have is that this animal does not naturally occur on their native continent. What are you giving, and to whom?

I think it would be hilarious to give one of these buggers to Sun Tzu. You now own a giant pinecone possessed with intelligence. The fuck are you going to do with that thing.

Give a platypus to Darwin, I’m sure he’d be just as inspired as by the finches.

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

And we all cheered

Write one sentence. Let it lead to another. It comes in waves. 

boss left me in her hot car. yes she makes me sit in the backseat even with no one else in the car

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