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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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For the most part, it is my belief that everyone has the same capacity for intelligence, learning, and understanding (except in cases of brain damage or intellectual disability). It’s only a matter of dedication, access, and commitment. However, my philosophy was put to the test today when my roommate, a whole grown-ass woman who has been to college and had numerous opportunities, told me with the UPMOST SINCERITY that she didn’t realize birds had legs UNTIL TWO YEARS AGO
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Baby name of the day is Utility, given to a baby girl born in North Carolina in 1868. She had a brother named Mount Vernon and another brother named Wheatly. I am perplexed by the naming convention
look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected
Possums are the only North American marsupial, they eat ticks and keep down cases of Lyme, and they can't carry rabies! We only have two native boa constrictors; the rubber boa and the rosy boa! Bison and the American Alligator are LITERAL MEGAFAUNA LEFT OVER FROM PREHISTORY!
When I was a teenager, I was hiking with my family on Cape Cod. I was not a willing participant to these hikes; I would've preferred to be back at our rental cabin with a book.
But my parents were birders, so hiking we did go.
And about a mile up the trail, a woman came rushing up to us, clutching her binoculars to her chest. "Come quickly," she said, with a British accent. "You have to see this!"
This is what birders are like. They are as excited about a life bird as any fan would be spotting their favorite celebrity. You have to see, you have to.
So my parents rushed off with her, and I plodded along behind them.
To find a cluster of Brits huddled in a bird blind, staring at..
A blue jay.
A goddamn blue jay.
And I was a teenager, but I knew better then to mouth off in front of my mom. So I nodded, and smiled, and bit my tongue, until an elderly man looked at me with tears in his eyes, and said, "Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?"
And I stopped. And looked at it. The way they were. As if it were new. And damned if they weren't right.
I think of that, to this day. That sometimes, you need to step back, and see the world as if it were new. Strange, and haunting, and beautiful, so beautiful.
Isn't it BEAUTIFUL?
One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
THAT WE KNOW OF!!!
prev i love & respect you but as a whale nerd im going to say that the Blue Whale is literally like on the very edge of what is biologically possible, especially when it comes to it’s weight. If we did find an animal, and like hard evidence, that was bigger than a Blue Whale, we would have to rethink a lot about biological Surface Area to Volume ratios and the like.
The somewhat unfortunate truth is that there is very little biological advantage for an animal to grow to the size of a Blue Whale. Baleen whales in general have found a niche that requires them to be large AND they live in an environment (the ocean, additionally only the epipelagic & mesopelagic zones) that can support their size. As far as I know, there is no other known or even theorized niche that could result in a biological organism being the size of the Blue Whale. Sad, cause I like big creatures, but fucking awesome that an animal at the very limit of what is biologically possible is living at the same time as us humans!!
wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts
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Lol when i say I grew up in Texas people always ask “did you go to the coast a lot?” Ummm no...no I did not
In the drive to or from Florida Texas was always a 2 day event. West Texas on 10 has to be one of the more dull drives that exist, thankfully there's rest stops every 80 miles or so.
I will not let you guys forget that one time a guy sent me an ask like "Japan is right next to Russia, why don't you buy cheese there?"
MY MAN
I have decided to give District 12 Main Character Syndrome in my hunger games au (even though the story is about District 10 and the Capitol)
District 12 contains Technoblade, Wilbur (I do not support the creator, this is abt the character only), and Tallulah. Last year, Wilbur was chosen as Tribute but Technoblade volunteered in his place to protect him. Techno went to the Hunger Games and gave them the bloodiest performance they had ever seen in the game’s history, earning him the epithet Blood God. In this au, instead of the Tributes returning home after the Games, they are given a place in the Capitol where, according to the Federation, they live out the rest of their lives in glory and luxury. This encourages parents to hope their kids get selected as Tribute because, if they win, they are supposedly guaranteed the best life possible. In reality, the Victors are auctioned off as human slaves to work for the Capitol hybrids. They still live in the Capitol, but they are still servants to the hybrids of the Capitol. However, Technoblade was so violent and bloodthirsty during the games that none of the Capitol citizens wanted to buy him. He promised to graphically kill any person who tried to own him. So instead, the Federation allowed Techno to return to District 12 and his family, while framing it that Techno’s love and loyalty to his family and his District 12 compelled him to turn down the luxuries and allures of the Capitol just to live with them. Still the Federation was pissed at Techno for breaking the formula they set up. The next Reaping rolls around and Techno, Wilbur, and Tallulah think they are safe from being selected as Tribute. Wilbur and Techno are twins and last year was the last year they were eligible to be Reaped while Tallulah was too young to participate. However, this Quarter Quell requires one adult to be Reaped and one child to be Reaped, instead of two teenagers. And lo and behold, Wilbur and Talluah’s names are chosen. Techno must go beside them as the only available mentor in District 12 and train them. They are devastated. Techno blames himself. He thinks that it’s his fault for the Quarter Quell being conducted in such a manner (is it? Who knows?) and that the Federation is punishing him for his actions and behavior by taking away the only family he has left and forcing him to mentor them while he does
saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them
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I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?
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I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.
It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.
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I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS
And also occasionally by pufferfish
One thing is as much as the fandom has caught the idea of Kinger being like Caine’s father, but there’s still the reveal and the tragedy that Scratch worked on Caine too. (Personally, I think most of Caine was Scratch’s and Kinger only helped a little bit and he worked on Abel more) I think there’s a lot to work with in that. Like,
You just killed the last remnant of your friend, something that Scratch had put his heart and soul into. You were the only person who really understood the man’s genius but now his genius is destroyed by your hands. You know your friend is dying, so you were mentally prepared to honor his legacy, but now your mistake has erased all of his work. Any remnants of him are now lost.
