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Firstly, there are going to be other qsmp characters in this, but it will probably be limited to just English and Spanish speakers. I want to draw a contrast between the cultures as an underlying theme to emphasize some of the feelings that multicultural and multiracial people experience *shoves the amount of projection that went into this au under a rug* and that works better when there’s two cultures. Currently the only direct plan is to include the Federation as Fairy Hunters 

So Missa and Roier work with Quackity at the grocery store and they generally don’t have much clue about the existence of fairies, tinies, or magic (yet). 

Roier works in the back end of the store with loading and shipping. Which means he gets to operate a forklift! (He has been known to joyride around the store with Quackity and Missa when the store is closing or opening) 

Missa works in customer service and he loves it. He is the final arbiter of all customer returns. If you are mean to him or trying to game the system, you will suffer the most annoying returns process of your life. He will nitpick everything and you will get store credit, at best. If you are nice, you will receive a full refund (in card or cash, your preference) and a replacement of the item (if desired/appropriate). Missa loves the power he wields. Also, if someone complains too much or yells at him, he has thoroughly mastered the wet cat face and can cry on command. (He’s also an amateur DJ on the weekends)

Both of them care deeply about Quackity. Before them, Quackity hadn’t met anybody from his home country and he was deeply homesick. Missa and Roier helped to relieve more of it than they knew. (just having someone who speaks your native tongue after years of translating into a second language is nice). Roier and Missa helped introduce Quackity to a community of other hispanohablantes in their town. They’re all still a little homesick, but now they’re homesick together and that makes it a lot better. The three of them hang out more often than not and it’s not uncommon for them to sleep over if it gets too late. 

That’s why they start to get concerned after Q discovers the fairies. They know Quackity is hiding something. That much is obvious. But they don’t know what. After his mother died, Quackity had a lot of depression. Roier and Missa were both really worried for him. But then, in almost a week, Quackity seemed to do a complete 180 in his behavior. He was energized, curious, and started smiling more often. But he also started hanging out with Missa and Roier a lot less, ended up going off “on his own” a lot more, and keeping secrets. 

They were both very happy and very suspicious. Clearly something happened, but they couldn’t figure out what. Roier was worried Q started drinking or taking something dangerous. So once, after Quackity had left work early, they opened his work locker. Only to find nothing. Currently, Missa bets that Quackity has a secret girlfriend. (At which point, why isn’t Quackity telling them???) But Roier still thinks it’s still drugs.