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Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

I can’t drive because of visual impairments but this is good info to know, stay safe out there

key to Eva Stratt isn't "she does whatever she wants." She does whatever she thinks is necessary. Her own wants are so low on her priority list they might as well not exist. She'll do anything, Anything, to get the job done. Including pretending that her own feelings are completely insignificant for so long, she'll be angry at one of her only friends for refusing to die. "I've destroyed myself to make this happen - why can't you grant me the same sacrifice? Can't you see this betrayal goes both ways?" movie!Stratt is of course, softer and more stoic about it. Which I think makes sense: she understands movie!Grace needs (the illusion of) compassion to convince him to agree. She'll put aside her anger to say what she thinks is the right thing. Afterall, isn't she an expert in putting aside her own feelings to get the job done?

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

Im still thinking about assassin techno trying to adjust into normal domestic life and like wilbur hits middle school and is asking for help in biology or whatever about the human bones of the body and techno is incredibly knowledgeable on this! He can help! And then he has to kinda stop midway through explanation like ouhg okay so ignore how i said that was the best way to dislocate the arm just brush past that

Nerf gun battle with tommy and wilbur and techno has to actively make himself miss all his shots as well as not instinctively dodge the foam bullet sailing straight at his head because he doesn’t want to make the kids lose and also because its very fun to flop on the ground and go “i lost. Im dead” and hear them scream “VICTORYYYY” as they climb over his body

THE GIRLIES ARE FAIRY SIZED

@translatingpostsintolatin @latinare

hac summa causa rationis cupio linguam mandare ut hostium viscera

hate when drug stores organise makeup by brand i dont give a shit if its maybelline or elf or nyx or fuckdamn mr beast brand skin toxins for all i care. put all the eyeshadow in one place and dont waste my time.

It is slightly concerning to me that a number of people in the UK are not aware that the Thames has an extremely strong and dangerous undercurrent that will swiftly drown you if you attempt to swim in it. I understand that the pollution is also terrible but please know that it’s not just the pollution. It will kill you. You can’t swim in the Thames, it will drag you under no matter how strong of a swimmer you are. I’m really not trying to be the fun police here, a lot of rivers in the UK are deceptively dangerous. Even rivers that appear to be simple streams can kill you. The River Wharfe is the most dangerous river in the UK and some areas of it look like innocent streams to paddle in. Everyone who has ever set foot in it has drowned. Please y’all I’m tired. I’ve had everyone and their uncle telling me that I’m being too strict about all rivers, lakes or what have you, but my post specifically mentions both the Thames and the UK for a reason. Our rivers want to kill you.

I love it so much