UwU Death is Imminent

I am ALSO a dreamer, with my match being the innovator! :P @dum–bass @peterparkerdd @peterparkerincorrectquotes @the-real-peter-parker @petertiingz @ilovetomatoes3000 @doctornineandthreequarters

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

duck

boss stage music

castlevania boss music

This is what plays if you try to fight dearh

“Remove cattle from stage”

The entire thing just reads like an adhd mood

My sister is teaching her gf’s siblings how to play music and one is shy and the other has an abundance of energy. I sent this to her as a bonding tool/confidence tool for the kids because A. It is ridiculous. B. It’s a song you feel okay messing up because it is hard.

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

The Backstreet Boys have the best redemption arc .

He's right and he should say it

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

?

Whats not clicking

i don’t have a brain actually. my head is just filled with lots and lots of dried flowers

actually wait rb this w/ what u have inside your head instead of a brain. the people want to know!

a show like drunk history but it’s called drunk special interests and the guest infodumps about their special interest instead of talking about a history topic

say in the tags what you would be drinking and what your topic would be

i may not have any thoughts or brain cells but that doesn't mean my head is empty. its actually full of those glow in the dark stars you stick on your ceiling.

Reblog to save a writer’s sanity (the last bit that’s left)

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

This healed me….

Was a sad day now it is joyous

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂