beans

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

save me 0.0 stella artois save me or however that meme goes

drinking out of a green glass bottle and sitting in the sun is enough to get me tipsy

Still never gonna be over the fact that it took Maes Hughes one night to figure out the truth about Amestris when it took the rest of the cast half the series

tiramisu

i love the way that they did little apple in the mdzs stage play but i need you to imagine if they had given wwx a hobby horse instead

after seeing how fairy was done in part two I am changing this and I think little apple should have been a two person donkey costume

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction