And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr
It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder
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Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?
Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'
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I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(
DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!
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Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.
Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.
You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.
OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.
Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.
In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.
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Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.
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Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.
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Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍
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WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!
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