My eternal rival has acquired an accurséd amulet that contains the dark soul of the relentless evil our ancestors once sacrificed themselves to seal away.
His hubris in thinking that he can control such terrible power will surely be his undoing, clearing the way for me to be recognized at long last as the true champion of the holy realms!
...It's just. The uh. The vibes when he talks to that thing are a little... I don't wanna say it but... I mean...?
Everyone else gets that too, right? Like it's not just me, when the phantom hand emerged from the amulet and caressed that guy's cheek, that was a little...?
Yeah no nah haha it's probably just, the whole sinister seduction-to-evil angle. Just me reading too much into it! Your old buddy the Paladin of Dawn and his overreactions. Forget I said anything, his fall to the darkside will be his utter ruin and definitely not in like. A sexual way. 'Cause that would be weird, like, buddy what the heck are you doing, our mutual ancestors died to seal that thing away, don't come on to it?
Ridiculous, no one would do that.
But like. Hypothetically. If the godless evil eternally sealed into the amulet likes him, you guys don't think that could like... work out for him? Do you?
It's just that's uh. That's a pretty big army of undead, and he doesn't really seem to be like. Withering into horrific corruption the way you'd expect? I dunno I'm just a liiiittle bit worried. Like obviously not hugely worried I mean I got this. I got this.
Wish me luck haha!
It's fine. I'm sure. It's fine. Yeah.
