bro doesn’t even have a certain je ne sais quoi

blocking isnt enough i need to place a curse

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

i need to swim in a clear cold stream and then lie down on a big warm rock in the sun to dry this is non-negotiable

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

the universe is not in a hurry. You are. It’s why you are anxious, stressed and disappointed. Trust that what was meant to be yours, will be yours.

I need this every time I see it

I love this

i hope this helps :)

I need this esp now 😔

Holy fuck