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It's the last day of April
Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped
okay but anecdotes about other people accidentally having other people's service dogs task for them because dog just went "oh you are doing thing i am meant to fix" has me laughing imagining shane just having a high anxiety day for some reason and someone's anxiety service dog (maybe still in training, so a lil confused still) continuing to try and approach and task, but shane is just CONVINCED that it's ilya somehow trying to get this dog to keep coming over, and he's already on edge anyway, so people noticing that this dog keeps trying to come closer just keeps winding him up more, which just makes the dog try to come back over, which just makes him tell ilya to knock it off again, which makes ilya say he's not doing anything, which makes-
and finally whoever the handler is just "sorry, she's still in training." and ilya is just "ah, a professional in training. what a smart girl." "yeah, she's training to be an anxiety service dog. :)"
and ilya just looks RIGHT at shane, who is suddenly
oh my GOD, they had been fighting about getting another dog because ilya wanted anya to have a sibling and shane wanted to call it at one dog because what if the next one ISN'T good and now they're going to have two dogs AND one is a problem-
so they're already miffed at each other, and shane is convinced ilya keeps somehow signaling this dog to come over because he's being an asshole about their fight about dogs, the exchange about her being an anxiety service dog happens, shane avoids eye contact COMPLETELY and manages to fully escape standing next to ilya
but then ends up retreating to an empty conference room that the dog and handler also happen to go to as a break place for the dog, and the handler is like no worries if not it's okay but do you mind letting her practice tasking? it's really okay if not but she seems really eager-
and what is shane going to do? say no i won't help out with training this dog? no.
but now he's laying down under the very reassuring pressure of this dog, totally physically relaxed, but just sighs and goes "...goddamnit" because he knows ilya is going to find out about this SOMEHOW and then they're going to end up with a second fucking dog
in their household, she is dogtor rosie because she has a degree even if she doesn't use it (ilya made it, it hangs on the fridge), and when shane tries to appeal to ilya to help him call rosie off when she's tasking, ilya shakes his head and refuses
it's dogtor's orders
dogtor rosie is SO good at this! she's a little angel (and sometimes menace), and i adore her.
i can also maybe picture anya picking up the basics of some of these moves/behaviors after the two dogs have spent some time together and she's seen rosie receive positive attention/praise for doing so. (ilya is for sure providing that, even if shane himself is more unsure at first)
all of a sudden, anya is also now fetching things With Purpose when she senses that someone is upset/anxious. she doesn't have rosie's discernment or training, so she's not grabbing water bottles or prescriptions (even if they are for the wrong person), but she is bringing whatever random item feels right in the moment. she has the spirit!!!
it's very hard for shane to stay in his anxiety spiral for long with two concerned dogs insistently handing him ilya's medication and.... the tv remote? and well, if rosie is going to press herself across shane's lap, anya is going to do it too!!! she won't be left out of the cuddle pile when a packmate is in distress! and if rosie is going to be licking and nudging shane's hands every time he goes to pull at his hair, redirecting him, anya is doing the same—she's not going to miss out on any opportunity to be pet, either!
ANYA DOING HER RESIDENCY UNDER SUPERVISING PAWSICIAN DOGTOR ROSIE
also the idea of anya frantically looking around for an item to give shane when rosie goes to grab the empty pill bottle from the counter because she WILL go looking for it if they don't leave it there for her is SO cute and funny to me. incomplete list of items anya has prescribed shane to make him feel better:
his sunglasses
ilya's keys
yuna's purse
a pair of tongs for the grill
her leash AND rosie's leash
a pillow from their bedroom
her stuffed hockey stick toy
the empty pill bottle when she got there first, prompting an annoyed rosie to try and take it from her because that's HER item!! give it!! meaning it actually did work because shane is now having to ref a sibling squabble over helping him with an empty bottle of medication that wasn't even his to start with
and @hardlyhinged adding your tags here because Best Wiggly Girl hopping the boards and getting carried off with a puck in her mouth is SO delightful to me
she is their biological daughter <3
BONE APPLE TEETH, MY CHILDREN
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
who ruined it
dw i fixed it

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okay but shane having no real basis for comparison for a no strings attached fuckbuddy is so funny to me when it comes to him hearing other people talking about it. he and ilya have never been casual. EVER. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW. THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION HE'S EVER EXPERIENCED LIKE THIS. AS FAR AS HE KNOWS, YEAH IT'S ALL LIKE WHAT IT IS WITH ILYA. like i feel like he would dismiss a lot of locker room talk because that's just dudes being dudes.
but maybe he's hanging out with rose and her friends when they're dating and hears them just good naturedly complaining about "yeah it's good, but idk man, sometimes i'd like to just make out a little" or "you know, he could at least silence his phone first. i know it's just sex, but sometimes you wanna feel special, you know?"
and meanwhile loving attentive sexual experiences georges over here is just 🤨🤨 what do you mean he doesn't go down on you for hours?? 🤨 what do you mean he doesn't check in with you until you speak up on your own? 🤨🤨 what do you mean you FAKE IT sometimes because you're tired and just ready for it to be over?? 🤨🤨 you mean he isn't laser-focused on making you feel good and checking in and telling you sweet things right into your ear? 🤨🤨 what do you mean you don't nudge his arm up to hold your jaw because just that touch as he pushes you back to the bed is enough to drop you into subspace?? 🤨 you had to clean YOURSELF up after?? he didn't wipe you down with a warm washcloth and follow it up with kissing everywhere he had just touched and touching you firm and gentle and grounding until you stopped trembling because it was especially intense and you needed him to work you back down kindly?? 🤨🤨
you guys just aren't doing it right.
“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend
not my labyrinth not my minotaur
i just know that the shane-ilya-yuna debrief after family events gets VICIOUS
they get back from the extended family christmas gathering and david says goodnight and goes to bed and these three are in pajamas, ilya and yuna are sharing a bottle of wine, and shane is drinking his ginger ale out of a wine glass because ilya poured it for him and got rid of the can so he "can fit in with the cool people" and they are tearing! people! apart!
they have got NOTES!! they have got PREVIOUSLY GATHERED INFORMATION!!! someone said something off color during the event that had the three of them snapping heads to each other with the understanding of, "oh this WILL be discussed later"
does ilya know all of the people being mentioned? no. does this matter at all? also no.
"and then brenda-"
"do we like brenda?"
*yuna and shane together* "no we hate her"
"got it. get fucked, brenda. continue."
"I hired a stylist"

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bad bunny performs onstage during the apple music super bowl lx halftime show.
Do we count this as a passive rickroll?
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A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself
For anyone wondering what Wild Rabbit could be writing about if not minotaur smut.
gun to my head, you show me the cover and tell me to guess the plot, I a) would never have come up with something as painfully non-horny as above and b) no actually i'm still stuck on point a.
the still developing Minotaur erotica blindness drama is the only thing i care about
life (my cat) always finds a way (to sleep on my clearly-not-comfortable legs)

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do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time
i will never forgive the internet for making the phrase “fiction affects reality” inherently suspicious because like fiction absolutely does affect reality in the sense that the themes and messages of media can challenge or affirm people’s biases, it can impact one’s ideology, so much of fiction is commentary on real social issues
and yet! everyone who uses the phrase fiction affects reality is using it as a pro-censorship argument and i simply do not fuck with that