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100% yes ☀️🌊🏝️ and he’s actually actively betting on Polymarket as we speak 😂

Episode one he’s walking through the living room on his way to the kitchen. “What is this?”

You explain the premise and after the first couple words he’s already rolling his eyes.

“And they just stand around in swimsuits all day?”

“Dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.”

Episode two he’s leaning against the back of the couch pretending he’s not watching, but he somehow knows every single person’s name by the end.

By episode three he’s scrolling on his phone, sitting beside you, chuckling under his breath when something happens that’s funny.

From there on out he’s asking if the new episode dropped yet. Sending you edits mid-class where people breakdown last nights episodes if their hot takes are “not even fuckin’ close”.

He absolutely refuses to watch it with a group of people, not because he’s embarrassed anymore, because every time somebody tries to talk over the show he’s pissed.

He without a doubt downloaded the app

If anything good happens that he predicted would happen it’s like he just swept a series in 4. He’s convinced if the two of you met on this show you’d win it all. Period. No contest.

And God help you if you watch an episode without him.

B e t r a y a l.

He absolutely draws the line at “after sun” because what the hell is that?

And the finale and the reunion and national events. He 100% follows all the couples on TIKtok and IG that leave together and if they show up broken up between those 2 episodes he has all the tea. And, he swears he won’t say a word but he has this shit eating grin on his face because “you won’t believe who the fuck cheated, baby. I told you he was going to do that episode two.” 😂

Awwww Hi hun!!! Thanks for the ask 🩷

1) bar down—nhl rafe every time lol

2) giving away your number at the bar—frat rafe

3) you + scream <- 2024 + 25 kinktobers in general

4) the angel hotline—frat rafe

5) breaking + entering—son’s bsf

also PTOP perv rafe + sharing twin rafe 😂

Oh bby we did thatttttttt