Shy Chokma

If someone shot one of these at me, I'd shit myself.

Tactical bidet

Guys I’m going to make a hot take

The whole “I wish I could be with a woman, but instead I’m stuck with my stupid, gross husband/boyfriend” sentiment I see repeated in bi circles is just the “progressive” queer version of the boomer “I hate my wife” jokes

if he’s stupid and gross you should leave him and if he isn’t you’re just being cruel for internet points and he should leave you

starting fights with everyone i meet in an attempt to squeeze in an enemies to lovers arc before valentine’s day

noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

sorry for rolling the worst blunt you've ever seen i'm only 24

this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

actually what the christ