Howdy stranger

I am not immune to a hand on my lower back guiding me through the crowd

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want