star gazing but there's a street lamp

A series of Critter written captions from last night’s BTS cast video.

dry erase markers + xenonite

the productivity creatures

SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACK STAR!!!!

"Yeah you told me there was no need to keep myself pure so I went to fetch the hot lion man I wanted to have sex with. Where he went afterward? I don't know, I was pretty blacked out. Kattigan? Oh you mean the wild man with the wolf? Yeah he was there too".

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Steve

"I died, I don't have to do that anymore!"

love that when it's not their turn they're just chilling on the floor

brennan character bleed creating enmity between vampires and leprechauns but drawing the line at astrology

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

rocky is HORRIFIED mid stalk when grace suddenly stiffens and turns around to stare directly at him. HOW GRACE DO THAT HOW GRACE KNOW HOW GRACE KNOW