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archivebottles

been listening to the Murderbot diaries recently..i like it a lot

pocketss

distressing things to say to your friends

monstrous-ideas

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

maroisedot

I completely forgot to post this, but better late than never!! These are the page illustrations I did for the @wandersongzine last year, it was SO AMAZING to work with all these talented people. It really was such a fun project, I'm glad I could be a part of it!!!

andmaybegayer

measure once cut also once, no prablem

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cyphir-spacerobot

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

koiagain

spheciform

They don't know about the official mad rat dead oil lamp

spheciform

Official Mad Rat Dead Oil Lamp

nephilimbrute

My cat is a little gay

proudfreakmetarusonikku

i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.

ineffectualdemon

Getting to the end of a story and going "THE CLUES WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME!" is always joyous for me whether or not I picked up on the clues leading up

If I saw the clues and caught the hints then yes! I am clever and me and the author/creator/artist etc were in on it together the whole time!

If I didn't notice the clues or got fooled but can clearly see them in hindsight then "Ha! You won this time storyteller! I am delighted by this game we play!' and then I enjoy putting the pieces together afterwards and enjoying how clever it was. I feel like the creator respects me as an audience

If there is a "twist" that comes with 0 clues or foreshadowing at all I'm annoyed. I'm pissed off. I feel like I'm being condescended to and patronised. It's not clever or interesting and makes me annoyed I ended up caring about characters and plot points that ended up meaningless.

Because it's not that these stories don't have foreshadowing or plot clues. They just abandon it for a "surprising twist"

A story that pays off the clues is letting me into the fun and makes a participant in the story

A story that just gives me a "shock" but no pay off is telling me not to engage or get attached or care. So why would I watch?

s-n-arly

OMG! THIS!

Random plot twists that don't connect to anything in the story are not clever. If we don't see it coming because the writer didn't provide any clues, they aren't clever and it's totally unsatisfying (and I will NEVER read this writer again). These clues need not be lit up in neon with a parade of elephants and showgirls. But they need to be present

I'm a writer and am rarely surprised. Often, if I am surprised it's because the writer was a dumbass and included a "twist" that makes no sense (and therefore isn't really a twist, it's just random bullshit). If a writer genuinely surprises me, without being an absolute dumbass, I am FUCKING DELIGHTED! I will tell everyone I know to read the book/see the movie/watch the show.

ardentmystacina

Foreshadowing is the reward for paying attention. It's the story letting you in on the secret like a co-conspirator because you're the clever little audience member who has been picking up on the clues the writer has been setting up.

It even makes watching/reading again more worthwhile because if you didn't notice the foreshadowing the first time you have the joy of being able to notice the things you missed!

catmask

was talking to a friend about this earlier today but if you are struggling to make a fursona. as many people have asked me for help designing a fursona (for some reason). and you are an artist who wants to design your own. you need to get your warmup laps and do some oc designs first. or even just practice making designs based off simple prompts for fun even if you dont intend to flesh them out.

a fursona seems simple because its you, until you realize youre trying to cram all of your person (previous and desired future) and interests and quirks into a single character and that may be like your first or second time ever designing a character. that is a pretty tall ask.

also because sometimes you design an oc just for fun and go 'wait i like that' and then that just becomes your fursona

#drawing furries of ur oc is fun as fuck also #i think its good practice in what traits you can exaggerate in an animal and just varying shapes in general #closes my eyes and thinks abt furry dyn #i like that thing #i need to get more furry pulled lowkey theyre fun as hell to draw

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chainmail-butch

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

dragon-in-a-fez

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

girldraki

bruzum

underwhelmingalchemist

I'm so tired

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thatdisasterauthor

Fell down a rabbit hole today and found this FANTASTIC list of FireWise plants for Colorado! It was developed by CSU to help people find safer plants to put around their homes when doing fire mitigation.

It breaks things down into different categories depending on the plant type, lets you know the common and scientific name, the water and sun needs, the size at maturity, elevations it grows at, and the month(s) it usually blooms. It also lets you know if it is a native plant, and if it might be poisonous in any way to people, pets, livestock, or wildlife.

Plus it has other tips for planting around your home if you are in a wildfire prone area.

Just a really fantastic resource.

worst-roommates-ever

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