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Early October vibes

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macgyvershe

I could watch this one forever!

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beebeedibapbeediboop

A few years ago I had this idea of dnd characters playing a human version of dnd…Finally made a small comic about it lol

scarletlight-has-issues

okay but is everyone going to skip over how the game is called “debt and despair”

Because that’s solid fucking gold

wearewarpriest

“I was looking through the mundane Manuel and I don’t get this enemy type. Landlord? I thought this setting was a Democratic republic?”

“It is, a Landlord is someone your character is going to have to go to for a dwelling, they deal in shelter.”

“Oh, that doesn’t sound so bad, with the raise at my retail labor I think Jen and I could buy a house.”

“Well he doesn’t sell homes, he rents them.”

“Rent?”

“It’s like a monthly tax you’ll pay. Probably between 300 and 1500 dollars.”

“What!? That’s easily my highest tax! I already pay local, state and federal taxes. What level of government is this Lordlord? What do my taxes go to?”

“They’re not government, it’s a personal tax, and it just goes to his personal horde. Remember when I explained the Work vs Own for a living split?”

“That’s….that’s pure evil.”

slightly-gay-pogohammer

fear the old pepsi

lhazaar

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

airofwhimsy

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

konakatomo

@melazertyiop

ayellowbirds

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

alliharkness

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

221bkaermorhen-deactivated20240

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

hurleyquinnzel

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass.

The only constant is Wolverine.

roseverdict

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

generouslyandrogynousdragon

This entire thread sounds like Magneto woke up at 3am, wrote the whole thing with his eyes closed, then rolled over and went back to sleep.

bob-belcher

murkydeaths

happy pride month!

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tiefsandthiefs

Blonde person with yellow popsicle: can somebody tell me how the fuck you make friends after high school?

Brunette person with glasses: Show up somewhere regularly. The reason you make friends in high school is because you see the same people everyday. The reason you make friends at work is because you see the same people everyday. If you want to make friends as an adult, go to the same cafe every week, or go to a calligraphy class. If you don’t want to leave the house you can just go to the same twitch stream everyday that’s what I do, and I’ve made friends there. If you are a familiar face in a place where people share your interests, you’ll make friends.

takeabiteoutofthesilversandwich

This is 100% correct. Please follow this advice. Seek out something you find interesting and consistently interact with people who do as well.

whatareyoureallyafraidof

zachmor

Fuck the GOP (and honestly all politicians with the exception of a small few) and this goddamn country

battl3ma35tr0

Both sides, all politicians are part of this damn circus. Ain't one side any better than the other... term limits for EVERY SINGLE position needs to be put in place...

how what???

I’m not good with the science of this or anything (someone who knows more feel free to add) but fish can play??? Fish can play like any other animal?? People saying it couldn’t breathe, do human kids not hold their breaths to go under water for fun? It’s just the opposite. Air is water, water is air. In the same vein as a kid being thrown up and into the pool and enjoying it, the fish is playing.

battl3ma35tr0

Welp.... that's awesome...

yourtypicallesbianman

mood

bee-dot-exe

This almost killed me the music and pausing is incredible

amayavittori

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen all day

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theinturnetexplorer

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

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sixpenceee

Otters fighting in Singapore

Source

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sixpenceee

These plants are photosynthesising underwater and producing an excess of oxygen through their leaves in the form of small bubbles (source)

brattynymphette

our world is amazing🥺

chaotic-archaeologist

Fun Crafts With Dirt!!!

First, make a small hill:

Make sure it's high enough to see all of your neighbors!

Now dig a circular ditch around an area in front of your hill:

Don't forget to use that extra dirt from the ditch to make an embankment:

If you're feeling especially funky and creative you can sharpen some logs and put them on top of that embankment for a palisade:

CONGRATULATIONS! You have now made your own Motte (not the apple sauce brand, that's Mott) and Bailey castle!

Proceed to exercise your feudal authority over your neighbors at your leisure.

thevideowall

and remember… if you put the embankment outside the ditch, you’ve got yourself a henge!

chaotic-archaeologist

I hate it when I set out to make a ring fort and accidentally make a henge. It's so frustrating.

elodieunderglass

It's definitely a problem with flatpack fortifications.

sainamoonshine

If you only dig the ditch and don’t bother with the palisade, or put it at the bottom of the ditch, you can also accidentally make a ha-ah

Good for keeping away your neighbour’s cows from your perfect lawn while keeping your view uninterrupted

littlewickedthings

potions and powders by Ana Luísa Pinto [Luminous Photography] on Flickr.

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