Friendly Neighbourhood Stonned Friend™️

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

tbh i think its crazy that i went from having everyday adult supervision to like none at all my parents just went damn your going to college. bye see you in year

im walking my ass to stores and they dont have a clue

no one stopping me from buying a little treat. (the treat is a bowl)

I'm in my mid-30s and I still can't get over how I bought a chainsaw from the hardware store and have been using it to chop down tree branches and nobody stopped me.

hey wait a minute........i could also buy a chainsaw

They just let you do it

really wish gender was more of a hobby and less of a societal contract and mandate

Shouldn't have put the new year in the middle of winter cause then everyone expects you to get your shit together in january. Of all times

"What's your new years resolution" Survive. Ask me again when I'm not vitamin d deficient

Forever and always thinking abt the zora tadpole babies. Abhorrent

may already? what's next? june? give me a break

i love the distinctive “MREOW” my cat makes at odd hours when he’s switching into fuckaround mode i’ve never heard a more ominous harbinger of unbridled chaos

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