king of the stoner tim drake cinematic universe

it should actually be illegal to set deadlines in summer. i cannot be working when the sun is looking so sexy

anybody have any suggestions on getting pangea back together so i can be on the same continent as my long distance friends?

love to be in a different time zone when new episodes air: everyone else is locked in on a thursday night, i get to enjoy tumblr posts at breakfast like it's the morning paper.

mediocre cities >>>

taking a shit in the public bathroom with earbuds in: i dont need to hear all that, but everybody else does

big L to the entire country of france. old british woman who lived in paris for 55 years told me "when god created france, it was perfect, and then.... he put french people in it"

tell me why i was just on the tram with one of our MPs and ALSO tell me why he wasn't at work. it's 10 am on a weekday, bbg, please clock in... i am not paying for this tardiness

i dont think ill know true love and companionship like two bus drivers waving at each other

beat the holier than thou attitude by becoming a saint

"i actually think i'd enjoy gotham"- thought process clarification: -> gotham is not that bad actually -> the only reason we think it's shit is because we can see the crimes happening -> because all the criminals wear wacky outfits -> i'd much rather know a crime is happening around me in the moment than to get home and find out on the news

in my mind there is currently no doubt that none of the batfam members cook, like would they be capable, sure, but would their kitchen be used for more than a grilled cheese sandwich and gun cleaning?