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why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg

come on brain yip yip

I fucking love being queer. I love being able to love in unconventional ways. I love being able to exist in unconventional ways. I love being a fagdykehomoqueerfairytranny. I’m so fucking glad that I lived long enough to embrace my queerness instead of fear it.

being a lesbian is NEVER doing anything abt a crush and always suffering in silence because youre 29929x more careful than regular people abt every interaction with the same gender because youre always afraid of coming of as predatory, as everyone depicts lesbians to be

tangentially related: in Baltimore, linguists observed the organic develop of the gender neutral third-person singular pronoun “yo,” among schoolchildren.