B. Aurelius

Pulitzer Prize type shit

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

a hometown is a type of dead wife

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

Just realized that without context, Neil shoving Andrew's hand up his shirt is so funny. Like, from Wymacks POV. what a goodbye man "gonna miss u bro, here, feel me up one last time" i cant

Neil Josten btw

Something that really irks me is when in fic or in fandom in general is andrew being written as if he still considers his relationship with neil nothing post Baltimore. When after Baltimore thats seems unlikely just because he was so obviously and undeniably affected that he can no longer lie to himself and he won’t to neil either. Like i thought that was the whole point right? it finalizes both their arcs, neil becomes real and andrew gets to have what he wants safely.

HELLO ! have you thought about Van Gogh’s First Steps today ?

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up