(And They Were Roommates)

rpf is good because real life people are crazy insane and do and say crazy insane things and you dont get an explanation for why. they themselves probably dont know. it's amazing.

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

SO weird to me that the default assumption in modern fandom is that you must be attracted to your favorite characters. nah man those are just my funky little guys and gals i want to study them under a microscope. i want to put them in a mason jar and shake it and see what happens

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

the philadelphia phillies are amassing a squadron of end-of-life twinks and hunks for an unknown but surely sensual purpose

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

The self-indulgent fanficiton will also continue after morale improves, just with better morale.

Masculinity is a prison to you. I on the other hand am frolicking in it like a beautiful meadow.

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

it's important that i blog about just some guy in ways he might find deeply unsettling

i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve