taako calling barry a barnie in ep 62 is a direct predecessor to amber calling everyone she meets a guppy
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taako calling barry a barnie in ep 62 is a direct predecessor to amber calling everyone she meets a guppy

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I keep falling behind on Ethersea bc much as I love Amber, her Murder ASMR is impossible to hear if there's literally any other sounds around me.
the absolute nerve of griffin to go “you what? you don’t like the name sildar hallwinter? FINE! he’s barry bluejeans now and he’s a middle-aged dad type of guy, deal with it. fuck you” and then make him a tragic hero starring in a century long romance and overcoming death for the love of his life, a trans woman with a taste for arson? i absolutely cannot deal
This entire institute looks the same, in Davenport’s opinion. Plain white walls, the same blinds at every window, red uniformed cadets… ugh. He loves his job, don’t get him wrong, but it gets so dreadfully boring sometimes.
At least this is new. Interviewing possible crew members isn’t exciting, but it’s new. The most he can say is that— if this works out— the end result will be exciting. The ship is nearly made, the bond engine is incredibly impressive, and he can’t wait to explore what’s beyond the stars.
He reaches the conference room, it’s neat little plaque telling him it’s the right place. But there’s something… unique about it all.
There’s muffled shouting coming from inside. The recruits’ files didn’t label them as necessarily rowdy people; except for Burnsides, but even he can’t make that much noise on his own.
Scared and intrigued in equal measure, Davenport opens the door. Inside is… chaos.
Lup and Magnus arm wrestling is the first thing. They’re both leaned over the table, grinning viciously at each other as their hands struggle against each other’s strength.
The shouting is coming from Taako, who’s kneeling on the table and watching the fight. Near intelligible cheering in a mix of languages— Common, Elvish, and is that Draconic? Davenport can’t even tell who he’s cheering for.
Almost completely drowned out by Taako is the completely unrelated argument between Barry and Merle. Merle is calmly reclining in a chair, his legs propped up on a second one positioned right next to it, and Barry is leaning against the table as he gestures with his hands as he talks. It looks as though Merle is effortlessly infuriating Barry with whatever nonsense he’s spouting.
In an unoccupied seat, head bouncing between the two situations like a tennis match, is Lucretia. She’s writing in both journals without looking, but her hands move in sync. That’s probably the most confusing thing about this whole scene; how can she focus over all the yelling?
Davenport slams the door shut, drawing all attention to himself. Six bodies freeze and six heads turn to face him. A beat passes in utter silence as they all look at their captain like kids caught doing something wrong. Davenport prepares to speak, but the chaos has already continued as if it never stopped. Magnus wins the arm wrestle and Lup starts claiming cheating, which makes her, Magnus, and Taako’s noise increases dramatically. Merle’s pulled a drink from somewhere and is now sipping it. Barry’s pulled diagrams from somewhere and is now angrily presenting it to Merle. Lucretia just writes faster.
Oh. So that’s how it is. …Finally. Now this is a crew he can work with.
*Montaigne voice* You are my dads. (You're my dads!) Boogie-woogie!
[ID: The thumbnail image from the "My Life is Better with You" music video on youtube. Montainge, a medium skinned woman with short hair, stands on a beach smiling widely and points behind her at the logo image of the three McElroy brothers has been superimposed on the ocean skyline. End ID]

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Was anyone going to tell me that Travis McElroy shaved his beard, or did I just have to find out watching the "My Life is Better with You" music video????
Hey so here’s my The Adventure Zone Amnesty video, finally! Big thanks to the whole McElroy family for all the inspiration over the years. Hope y’all enjoy!
Barry wouldn’t typically say he burst into places, but today had been a day. As such, he didn’t bother knocking as he walked into the twin’s apartment, setting his bag on the already crammed side table before going and slumping on the couch.
“Taako, I love your sister and I think it might be actively killing me,” he complained loudly. He could hear his best friend moving around in the kitchen, and normally he wouldn’t be so brazen about this fact, but Taako knew the score by this point. Plus, Lup had work today.
“I mean, she sent me that skeleton ‘back on my bullshit’ meme sixteen times today! Sixteen! If anyone else did that, if you did that I would block your number so fast but because it’s Lup it’s perfect because she’s perfect and I just… love her,” he whined.
He was knocked out of his lovestruck lament by the sound of a glass shattering in the kitchen.
Instead of Taako, Lup was standing in the doorway to the kitchen. She was wearing a fluffy pink robe and had a carton of apple juice in one hand still, the shattered remains of a mug at her feet.
Her face was a deep, dark red, and Barry suddenly felt like he couldn’t breathe.
“I-I… work? I thought- you- work?” he managed to stutter out after a moment. Which, really wasn’t doing any to help his save face, if that was even possible at this point, If he was realistic he knew it wasn’t.
“Closed early. That uh, that was what Bullshit Skeletons seven through sixteen were for,” Lup explained, sounding… well, Barry had no fucking idea how she sounded, it was hard to hear anything over the rush of blood in his ears.
“Oh,” he said, because what else was there fucking to say. “I should… I should go,” he managed, pushing himself up off the couch.
“Oh. Okay,” Lup said, and Barry tried not to feel like his heart was ripping out of his chest as he scrambled up off the couch and out of their apartment. He didn’t end up getting very far, having to slump against the wall to try and pull himself together. He could have a breakdown later, once he was home.
He’d been so careful though. Six years, he’d managed to keep it to himself. There wasn’t going to be any coming back from this. Lup knew and she was going to hate him, probably already hated him. He’d lost her, it was only a matter of time before he lost Taako and then everyone else and he couldn’t even blame anyone for that because he was such an idiot.
“Shit wait Barry! I love you too!” Lup came busting through the door at that moment, practically plowing into him and almost knocking them both to the floor.
“Wait, what?” Barry asked, certain he must’ve heard that wrong.
“You surprised me! I forgot I had to say it back!” she said, and there was a moment where all Barry could do was stare at her. Then he broke into laughter.
“Sorry, sorry! I just- I didn’t see it happening this way,” he said, and he felt like he was going to throw up from the whirlwind of emotions. Lup was laughing to, her bright smile slowly shifting to something a bit more sheepish.
“Yeah uh, me neither. And to make this even more not like you expected, think you could take me to the hospital?” she asked.
“What?”
“I dropped a mug on my foot and it shattered. I think I need stiches,” she said, and it was only then that Barry actually bothered to look down, and yep.
“Lup!”
“You surprised me!”
“Oh my god!” Barry shouted, hefting Lup into a bridal carry so that she would stop standing on her bleeding foot. There was a startled look on her face at that as he started quickly carrying her down to his car.
“Oh, that’s uh, that’s hot,” she mumbled, and Barry could feel his face turning red again.
“We can’t kiss until you’re no longer bleeding,” he insisted, and the way Lup pouted at that definitely did something to his heart.
“Aw,” she complained, and it was almost enough to get him to stop and kiss her then and there. Not quite enough though, because there was still the foot issue.
They could later though. This wasn’t what he was expecting at all, but he certainly wasn’t going to complain.
Three years.
[ID: Two screenshots from the bonus scenes of the My Brother, My Brother, and Me TV show. Both show the three McElroy brothers sat at a desk (from left to right, Justin, Travis, and Griffin) in a cluttered room. The McElroys are your basic white men in button-down shirts--some with glasses, some without, one with a magnificent bushy beard. In the first image Justin looks at the camera while the other two listen goodnaturedly as he says, “I should have waited until 2024 August 13th”. He continues in the second image, “At 3:31 pm when Michael Jordan will die.” Griffin begins to laugh. End ID]
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Me, absolutely ignoring the part about the Starblaster being the “size of a medium yacht” in favor of the part about “sightseeing trips for two across doomed worlds”
ID: Two small red robed figures stand in a vast, hilly pink and purple landscape. The female elf figure stands up on a hill, holding a map and calling down to a man in a red robe and blue jeans, who carries a duffle bag of supplies as he walks to meet her. The scene has wild blue and purple grasses and vines, and a streaky orange sky. In the distance, a large reflective spaceship (shaped like a boat with a ring engine at the rear) is parked.
[ID: two photos of op dressed as Lady Istus from the adventure zone. She is a black woman wearing a white dress and holding an iridescent cape across her arms. Her hair is a braid natural black at the roots to silvery grey and pinned back. There are two gold knitting needles in her hair. In the first picture she is smiling and making a peace sign. In the second picture she is smiling and turned slightly to the other side. There is also a video of op saying “I’m still technically in my cosplay because I spent too much time of it before the stream. And then immediately after the stream it was just Kravitz. No thoughts only Kravitz. Ugh, I gotta....(tired noise)” End ID.]
This is my Lady Istus cosplay that I wore to the taz fan stream :0!
Is it an inside joke if only half of you remembers that it’s being repeated?
[ID: a digitally drawn two panel comic of lucretia and merle. lucretia is a thin human woman with curly hair and merle is a stout dwarven man with long hair pulled back in a bun and a beard tied off at the end. in the first panel, they both wear their red robes and lucretia has her hair held back with a headband. she sadly says, “this is what my jokes sound like.” merle has a hand on her shoulder and says, “we’ll work on it.”
in the second panel, both of them are older, lucretia considerably so. she has her hair covered with a scarf and holds a glass of wine. merle’s beard is longer but still tied back, and he’s missing an arm. his other hand is on her shoulder. she says, “this is what my jokes sound like.” he says, “we’ll work on it.” END ID]
head empty only taaco twins
I’m on my Balance relisten and this bit from ep 1 of the suffering game was way cute
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You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.
This has SUCH McElroy energy
are you sure griffin “the suffering game” mcelroy isn’t usually the villain?
Both of them would make such good villains, and both of them would enjoy playing the hero so much that I feel like they’d have to take turns
an old piece for fallout zine! (I know nothing about fallout lmao )