BARRACUDA

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

you’re allowed to be a boy btw. You’re allowed to be a girl. You’re allowed to be both or neither or something else entirely. You’re allowed.

my hobbies? adding movies to my watchlist and books to my to-read list

don’t date. a sports team can also let you down for the rest of your life and doesn’t move into your house.