the sun will rise

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

"am i being too much" are you aware i'd unzip my skin and make room for you in there

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

And you are older than them

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult