Radiated Writer

Commission for @bariumbarista01

Yue Qingyuan: “my disciples :)”

Shen Qingqiu (Jiu): “the hellions”

Shen Qingqiu (Yuan): “my ducklings/buns/kids/babies”

Wei Qingwei: “my evil army of minions”

Shang Qinghua (original): “my students 😑”

Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei): “my horrible children”

Qi Qingqi: “my girls”

Liu Qingge: “my brats”

liushen week day 2 theme - moonlight/reflection

SV shower thoughts again

Knowing NYY's tendencies to contribute to conversations in the worst ways possible, How much of SJ's "allegations" with NYY came from conversations that went something like:

Peak Lords: "So Ning Shizhi, what do you think of Shen Qingqiu as a teacher?" NYY: "OMG My Shizun loves kids!! He is especially nice to girls! (+ 100 more horribly worded compliments I can't think of) :DDDD"

Peak Lords: ... 🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨🚓🚨????????

PIDW! Liu Qingge

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

*Private Interview with another Binghe, he looks exactly the same but is wearing glasses*

Interviewer: So you're the Binghe that's really good at math.

Binghe: *pushes up glasses* yes.

Interviewer: ...do you need those?

Binghe: Yes.

Interviewer: Ok, so we're wondering how you all don't get jealous of each other.

Binghe: Oh we're all extremely jealous of each other constantly. But it's better when Shizun is paying attention to a Binghe than others. *Pulls out a pie chart* Look at all the time he spends with Shang Qinghua for some reason!

(Excel recreation included, Binghe's was much nicer)

Interviewer: What's that gray section?

Binghe: Oh that's the time Shizun spends teaching. He says we aren't allowed to be jealous of the students.

*Cut away to Shen Yuan teaching students the guqin, there are five visible Binghes hiding in the background*

*Cut to an interview with Shen Yuan in the bamboo house, this one is notably not private, there are three visible Binghes, one serving tea and two more behind Shen Yuan brushing his hair.*

Interviewer: So do you guys have big orgies or is it like a blunt rotation with you as the joint?

Shen Yuan: *flushed bright red* I hardly see what that has to do with anything!

*One of the Binghes behind Shen Yuan mimes smoking a blunt, the other one nods*

Interviewer: My apologies,I meant no offense of course. People will be curious is all.

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