A travesty, but a self aware travesty

seal point

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

i love canceling plans. dear maria count me out

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

unrelated but one of the bad fanfiction lines that has been trapped in my head for LITERALLY 22 years was a beauty and the beast fanfic in which belle said “be careful, im a virgin in my vagina”. this has been on the tip of my tongue threatening to burst out of my mouth for decades

There was an absolutely terrible Tokyo Mew Mew fic I read circa 2006 that gave me “Ichigo was going to Cafe Mew Mew, but also to have some lesbian sex” and “It was like walking on air, only without the falling!” to describe said lesbian sex, and both have forever entered my vocabulary

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

a feel like the new generation of fanfic readers NEED to understand that clicking on a fic (interaction) does nothing. ao3 has no algorithm. your private discord discussions of fic do not reach the authors. if you do not actively engage with writers they will stop posting. this isn’t social media this is community.

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

im sooooo good at being all snug and cozy in my bed they should pay me for this. i should get paid for being here. i shouldn't have to have a job.