where are my lesbians?

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

anne bonny the character of all time. she’s one of the deadliest people in the show. she’s soul-tied to the 18th century pirate version of a rat terrier. she comes to grips with being gay only after committing double homicide about it. she probably bites. she deeply needs to be known and loved. she cannot bear being known and loved. she’s a ginger.

“average Doctor is really really cool” factoid actually just statistical error. average Doctor is very uncool. The ninth doctor who wore a leather jacket 24/7 and told a dalek to kill himself is an outlier and should not have been counted

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

This is exactly what trying to do normal stuff while having a depressive episode feels like

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

Just binge-watched basically all of Black Sails in one weekend. show of all time... it really has it all...morally bankrupt cringefail women, gratuitous sex and violence, horrible throuples, unethical polyamory, sir percival from merlin, the inherent evil of colonialism, powdered wigs, toxic yuri, doomed yaoi...what more could you ask for...?

NEVER be vulnerable. FLUSH your medication down the toilet. LIE when people ask how you’re doing. SUPPRESS your feelings. ALWAYS be irritable and abrasive. MAKE SURE you push away anyone who’s close to you. CANCEL your therapy appointment.

Sources: Gut, My. Something is Terribly Wrong, vol 136, 2025.

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees