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important question: what is ur sexuality and what style and color converse do u own (this is for science)

Gonna go with pansexual and homoromantic. Black, pale pink suede, grey, and metallic pink

MY HEART IS EXPLODING

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

this is ridiculously gorgeous. please reblog the fuck out of it

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

Yes, I think this is an elder millenial v. millenial thing

https://youtu.be/hWHXfTSOAlU?t=238

I love it when anons/guests find my works and kudo/leave reviews, but given the new revelation that Elon Musk is using bots to mine AO3 fanfiction for a writing AI without writer's permission, my works are now archive-locked and only available for people with an AO3 account.

what the fuck.

you can edit all your works so they're only visible to registered users in one go: dashboard > edit works > all > the visibility section is near the bottom

has everyone on the earth reblogged this? no? get on it. 

as a lesbian who was in a 5 year relationship that ended a couple of months ago, my advice to fellow gays is to BREAK UP YOUR OWN WAY. when my ex and me broke up, we didn’t know how to navigate it because the model of heterosexual breakups was all that was available - the damage, spitefulness, ignoring each other, moving out straight away and fighting over household objects/pets, talking shit about each other etc. I really pushed for us to do what felt natural to us. after all, the reason we were both sad about breaking up was losing the FRIENDSHIP part of our relationship - so why couldn’t we keep it? it was such a healthy breakup. we only argued once when we were drunk and insecure. we still live together (along with my cousin/housemate). we still catch up on our fav tv shows and order take out. we don’t talk shit about each other. my family and her still chat and we still attend family events together. she still physios for my brothers footy team. we just fell out of love and our relationship turned into a friendship. you don’t HAVE to lose that. do your break ups your own way, gays. don’t look to het relationships to guide you. they suck.

Also, straight people? Your break ups don’t have to cut you off from a great friendship either. As a bisexual, everyone needs to just do their own thing and not feel like they need to cut someone off if it’s just because “it’ll be awkward” or “that’s how these things work, right?”. Give yourself time and feel things out. Maybe you’re not a good match romantically, but you can still be buds, feelings just take time and work.

also, if you want to hate your ex-wife because she’s a lying, cheating, stealing, demon-spawn from hell, that is also your right.

Fuck The Hachet