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Omfg who made this where is this from???

ITS FINALLY ON TUMBLR. BEST EVER

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Omg lol

chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

This is my legacy

#dicksoutfortomriddle

in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you

diary: stolen pages: self-erasing dicks: out

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX

Reblogging again because you can never have enough Nazi flag ripping on your blog.

Reblogging because we stand against hate.

Reblogging because fuck yes

I love my pitty, she is the sweetest thing 🤗💜

Seriously, the polls told us who voted for him, and now we know they think quietly what he says out loud. So we know who we need to be tremendously wary of most of the white cishet men over 45.

Nah. We need to be weary of all white people in America. 66% of white women and 77% of white men voted for Trump. This includes millennials, gen Xers, and baby boomers. All of y'all are gonna own your shit.