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Modest Mouse - Missed the Boat
I have to admit that until now I sort of wrote offĀ We Were Dead Before the Ship Even SankĀ as a decent but forgettable Modest Mouse album, but for the life of me Iām not sure why. Maybe I thought the addition of Johnny Marrāwho admittedly kicked ass in The Smithsāwould overwhelm MMās sound, or the pseudo-nautical theme that is a reoccurring, and equally disappearing, thread throughout the album, or maybe it was just that MM is evolving into a band very different than theirĀ LCW-era days. And maybe none of those reasons had anything to do with it. In fact, thereās a pretty good chance I hadnāt even heard the full album until yesterday.
We Were DeadĀ is a very, very good album that doesnāt live up to the relatively unbeatable standard set by their previous output. Itās hard to overlook this fact but I also feel itās unfair to judge the album purely on that basis. As I was listening to the album, I was surprised how much I enjoyed songs that I previously had written off and how many songs that seemed to be completely new to me. The album certainly has its dips (āFlorida,ā āFly Trapped in a Jar,ā āSteam Engeniusā), but it also has some highlights that showcase everything thatās great about MM, like āDashboard,ā āFire It Up,ā āParting of the Sensory,ā āLittle Motel,ā and finally āMissed the Boatā (on a semi-unrelated note: MM is one of the few bands who consistently picks great single cuts). Despite the new additions in the studio and the most āindieā (in the mid-00s sense of the term) sounding album to date,Ā We Were DeadĀ is pure MM in the sense that I canāt conceive of any other band making this album.Ā We Were DeadĀ was released in 2007 and itās an album thatāI donāt know how else to say thisāMMĀ getsĀ to make. If theyāre making material this consistent fifteen years into their career, God speed little doodle (I had to throw aĀ SimpsonsĀ reference in here somewhere eventually.)
āMissed the Boatā concerns finding joy and happiness in an unplanned life and is another in a line of MM songs that seem to speak directly to the fears and insecurities of directionless youth. People who are naturally ālooking towards the futureā but are ābegging for the pastā; people who got ācaught looking at somebodyās else pageā; people who ālistened more to lifeās end gong/Than the sound of lifeās sweet bells.ā āMissed the Boatā doesnāt wallow in its own shit; it admits that even those good times ānever seemed to last,ā they still happened and they carried those bad times āall so well.ā Brock even asks āWas it ever worth it?ā before transitioning to the poignant image of people dancing at their own wake.
āMissed the Boatā shines in part because of James Mercerās background vocals especially present in the chorus, which does sound like a Shins chorus circa-Chutes Too Narrow. He brings a rousing quality to the message communicated and nicely parallels with Brockās voice and is a testament to MMās ability to look forward instead of perpetually treading the well-worn material of their past (despite the part of myself that desperately wants them to do that, you know, for old timeās sake).
But I love āMissed the Boatā because of the strange tiny-man-telling-a-joke-and-clapping-his-tiny-hands-in-front-of-a-tiny-curtain imagery in the last verse. The last couple lines are: āSitting, drifting around in bubbles/And thinking it was us that carried them/When we finally got it figured out/That we had truly missed the boat.ā Itās a perfect illustration of people doing extraordinary things even when theyāre not on a path of any kind. It demonstrates our capacity of compassion expressed in unusual ways. In this case, it was a group of people carrying a tiny man drifting in bubbles. What have you done today?
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Just donāt forget about me, okay? I would never.
MAX CHAPMAN and CLANCE MORGAN in A League of Their Own (2022-)
They were SO. GOOD.

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This is Lark, the new kid. Sheās 5 months old and a little wild but sweet and smart. Her older brother Goose is unsure but slowly adjusting.
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the last of us on hbo: hereās your first two episodes, full of the TERROR of humanity!! infected!! corrupt government!! marshal law!! senseless killing!!
us: ah
the last of us on hbo: and now for your third episode. the gut wrenching love story between two men who found each other at the end of the world and became so entangled in one another that when time finally wore them away, they left together. also on the nature of daylight plays over their last day together
us:
THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro
These are the best tags @puddleāwonderful
Good catch! Shape of the Water doesnt use modern day American sign language, but this was intentional. There were two ASL coaches who taught Sally Hawkins (the main actress) how to sign using period appropriate ASL to match the time period depicted in the film.
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To all the 13 year olds out there being viciously mocked online by other 13 year olds for being into stuff I've never heard of, hang in there, one day you'll be like 30 and be like "what on earth are all these 13 year olds viciously mocking each other online about, I've literally never heard of that" and yes it IS as great as it sounds
If you're like "Pip did you make this post bc you heard the world 'hydroflask" for the very first time on this day and it made you feel like you were living in star trek, but like, the bad version, like the one that turns into mirrorverse?" the answer is yes
Someone invites me to give an It Gets Better speech. I tap the mic and then whisper "one day you will have to google Absolutely Everything that teenagers hate each other about"
This is also where Iāll add for those who donāt know (although many do) that Michael K Williams was a club kid turned choreographer and dancer before the acting. He did a gang of tours, and choreographed Crystal Waters 100% Pure Love video (heās in the middle)
thankful for everything this guy did and ESPECIALLY the empathy and care with which he approached playing gay characters. rip to a legend in the truest sense

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Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itās amazing how many men Iāve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iāve lost count of how many men Iāve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonās classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnāt; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnāt leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iām wishing Iād leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, āMy Liege!ā
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iām the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendās medication, and I didnāt understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyāone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatās just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iād had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I ālooked like a soldier.ā Iām not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUāVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Itās called the Murder Strut.
ITāS BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldnāt find it. Iām so glad ITāS BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let āem know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If thereās anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize Iām not moving for them, I canāt think of it atm.
Walk like youāve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like youāre gonna win the Indy 500 and donāt care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
Patriarchy Chicken and The Murder Strut, dance names for the new millenium.Ā
OH MY GOD I HAD BARELY SCROLLED DOWN THIS POST AND WAS GONNA SAY āJUST TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM ME THAT I LEARNT FROM AN OLD TUMBLR POST ABOUT WALKING LIKE THE WINTER SOLDIER FROM YEARS AGOā BUT THEN IT TURNED OUT TO BE THIS POST
I first discovered this a few years ago when I was an insecure 14-year-old, and since then I indeed do the āmurder strutā and staunch everywhere I go, literally works wonders
murder strut works wonders in the airport and school.
Back in HS, other kids would kinda stream behind me like the tail of a comet because I was several inches taller than most of the student population and the Murder Strut was justā¦how I walked. Amazingly effective.
I have been told this is how I walk and my friends tend to stream behind me. I am the smallest of us all, but also most likely to knock someone down.
The Good Place (2016-2020)
Oh this hits differently in 2021