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We could have stopped here

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

do it grieving

In retrospect, consider the number 1 thing every grade-schooler knows about plants is they take in light, the idea they might be able to see should not wreck my shit as hard as it does

What's REALLY weird about this is that there's no clear advantage to doing it. If they'd evolved to mimick a certain other plant specifically, that'd be one thing, but just whatever is near them is seemingly pointless. It's not just that they're doing something we didn't know they could do, it's that they're doing it for absolutely no benefit that we can hypothesize.

have fun with the eclipse to everyone who can experience it! as someone who's been lucky enough to experience two (one annular, one partial) my favorite part is when the exposure of the whole world gets turned down suddenly and it's not like, dark, but something is definitely Off. very unsettling but a great time nonetheless!

it's not necessarily difficult to find music in languages you don't speak fluently, but it is difficult to branch out and find music you like. and so if you're not careful you either end up wading through music you hate or only really exposing yourself to like, the david bowies and the beatles of the world. which is not in itself a bad thing because who would complain about only listening to charles aznavour and stromae? and yet you are still stuck only knowing charles aznavour and stromae.

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

too late. it worked out fine tho so i’d say go for it 👍

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes