balloondragons

*whispers* should we tell them that those are cats?

what the fucks a cat

love how it’s become completely normal and acceptable to say explicitly sexual shit to random strangers on the internet, especially if they’re women. girl on tiktok has more than a b cup? top comments on anything she posts are automatically “mommy sorry mommy sorry”. woman on the internet is pretty and also feminine? “submissive and breedable” like that’s not the exact kind of gross, infantilizing shit women hear irl every single day. i constantly see comments on teenagers’ posts saying “hey don’t sexualize her she’s a minor” like it’s not weird or misogynistic to talk about a stranger’s “mommy milkers” online so long as she’s 18 or older. fuck. maybe i’m a prude but i just don’t think you should get to make gross objectifying comments at random strangers just because you think the veneer of a mom fetish makes it #coolquirkyandprogressive instead of just creepy

a decade babey

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

there are so many things about british culture that upset americans, but one day they’re going to learn about what the british serve at barbecues, and they’re going to lose their fucking minds

you’re forgetting the burnt caramelised onions because dave saw masterchef last night and decided he could be fancy

James Acaster has this energy about him like he's a rat that was transformed into a human man by a witch & now he has to do taxes and understand politics and stuff & he's made his peace w it but he's still pissed.

she DEMAND to be Percussed

She’s clearly into it

Cats are insane.

She MUST be PERCUSSED

arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she's lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

don’t know what it’s selling. but this is how I wish my significant other to greet me.

This is Addams Family levels of extra

it’s been nearly two years and i still want to know if they’re gonna bone down on the glass covered bed.

call that strip dueling

hey fag!!! just saw your post about tops and wanted to let you know I agree. although I myself am a top (I know, UGH) I am on your side. One of the good ones, as some may say. Btw... never noticed how gaped your hole was until now, but it's awesome!