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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

you know his ass is saying art art

knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️

NYPD are like uuuuh we still haven't found the killer but we did find footage of a different, equally mysterious man with rogueish charisma and a dazzling smile. If that helps

I do not want to live in a world where you can’t laugh at someone for getting horny over angry birds. You know, the game angry birds. Featuring the titular angry birds. Where someone sees a sort of yellow triangular shape with some feathers and says oh fuck I have to stroke my penis to completion. We should be able to laugh at that. It’s laughable.

Should you be killed for cumming via penis manipulation while looking at angry birds porn? No, that would be bad. But you gotta admit it’s pretty funny. It’s a funny thing to be horny for, and sometimes when you do funny things where other people can see it, they will laugh. Because you stroked off to angry birds.