shut the fuck up

its becahse youre always on that damn toilet

Everything is about being a fag. Every book. Every film. Every song. Faggotry is universal.

* walking round the supermarket muttering to myself* loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still time spent with the world loneliness is still

whenever small animals go snifsnifsnifsnif i always get so jealous. its like. wat r u smeling

The smiths man: *singing* I started something that I didn’t finish Me: haven’t we all. Shiut up Morrison.

mutuals i hope i am not only a boy to you but also a girl

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

it's looking like Germany will legalize cannabis which means that little German boy can finally go into the cave of blüntsmoken